{"product_id":"hilarious-embroidered-toilet-paper-at-78192","title":"Hilarious Embroidered Toilet Paper - 'At My Age, You Can't Trust a Fart' - A Gag Gift for All Ages","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey say laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to bring a smile to your face than with our \"At My Age, You Can't Trust a Fart\" embroidered toilet paper! This novelty gift is perfect for adding some humor and a touch of reality to your bathroom or as a hilarious and unexpected present for friends and family of all ages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n*Premium 2-ply toilet paper roll\u003cbr\u003e\n*High-quality, non-fading embroidery featuring the humorous quote\u003cbr\u003e\n*Delicately crafted with love and attention to detail\u003cbr\u003e\n*Ideal for adding a laugh to your daily routine or for gifting to a loved one\u003cbr\u003e\n*Comes beautifully packaged, ready to bring joy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \"At My Age, You Can't Trust a Fart\" toilet paper is a conversation piece that's perfect for brightening up any bathroom decor or making someone's day. It's a lighthearted reminder that laughter is the secret to aging gracefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're searching for a hilarious birthday gift, a quirky housewarming present, or just want to treat yourself to a daily dose of humor, this embroidered toilet paper has got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan't Sit Still Crafts specializes in creating unique and humorous items to brighten your day. If you have any questions or need further customization, don't hesitate to reach out. We're here to make you smile!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis would also be a unique gift for a family member or friend who has everything --including a sense of humor. Great gag gift or white elephant gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor choice when ordering is for the lettering color and ribbon color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe embroidered design is only once on the toilet paper. Please do not flush embroidered portion of the toilet paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOther toilet paper designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ehttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/CantSitStillCrafts?ref=seller-platform-mcnav\u0026amp;section_id=14212486\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Can't Sit Still Crafts","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44202524836093,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":44202524868861,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":44202524901629,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":44202524934397,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray","offer_id":44202524967165,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":44202524999933,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":44202525032701,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":44202525065469,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":44202525098237,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"lime green","offer_id":44202525131005,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army green","offer_id":44202525163773,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"maroon","offer_id":44202525196541,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"hot pink","offer_id":44202525229309,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"brwn lttr\/leprd ribn","offer_id":44202525262077,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0038\/1639\/0745\/products\/il_fullxfull.1248380727_6ziy_1553e68e-5ede-47fe-9aed-72a432adb95f.jpg?v=1698514911","url":"https:\/\/cantsitstillcrafts.com\/products\/hilarious-embroidered-toilet-paper-at-78192","provider":"Can't Sit Still Crafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}